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Text Box: WAITAKERE CITY ~AOTEAROA NEW ZEALAND

SOUTH ISLAND

Text Box: STEWART
ISLAND
(Never been there but heard it’s a bit of alright…)
Text Box: DUNEDIN
BEWARE
Scottish & Academic types
Malt Whisky drunk here!
Text Box: CHRISTCHURCH
& Akaroa
BEWARE
Englishy & French types
Gin & Tonics & 
Cognac drunk here!

NORTH ISLAND

Text Box: WELLINGTON
Capital City
Beware! Politicians
& bureaucrats
Blended Whiskey drunk here!
Text Box: AUCKLAND
Beware! JAFAs
& John Banks
Vodka mixed with energy  drinks drunk here!

Text Box: TE KUITI
(Refer to the story about James,
the poitin, Fred & the bootlegging)
PIO PIO  & the MOKAU RIVER
Text Box: THE SOUTH POLE
VERY COLD…
take bottle of poitin!

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Text Box: DOG & SWAN ALEMBIC CO.
P O Box 60630 Titirangi 0642
Waitakere City Aotearoa New Zealand
info@dog&swan.com
We Are Here

Currently blowing the

office speakers out of their cabinets.

Text Box: Rodney, you delusive tub of hubris, WAITAKERE already IS a SUPER CITY!
Text Box: Our Fearless Leader.
BOB HARVEY, Mayor,
WAITAKERE CITY
Text Box: INVERCARGILL
There be moonshiners here!